Yo momma's so stupid,
she got hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she sold the car for gas money.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Sherlock Holmes was a housing project.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought asphalt was a skin disease.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thought Delta Airlines was a sorority.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she saw the "NC-17" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo momma's so stupid,
when she heard 90% of all accidents occur around the home, she moved.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she got fired from a blow-job.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she asked you what the number for 911 was.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she thinks Christmas Wrap is Snoop Doggy Dogg's holiday album.

Yo momma's so stupid,
she bought a video camera to record cable TV shows at home.