Yo momma so skinny,
her nipples touch.

Yo momma so skinny,
she could start a Weight Watchers in Ethiopia!

Yo momma so skinny,
she goes hang-gliding on a Doritos chip.

Yo momma so skinny,
she got a run in her hose an she fell out.

Yo momma so skinny,
she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

Yo momma so skinny,
she has to wear a belt with Spandex.

Yo momma so skinny,
she hula hoops with a Cheerio.

Yo momma so skinny,
she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo momma so skinny,
she uses a Band-Aid as a maxi-pad.

Yo momma so skinny,
she uses suspenders for panties.