Yo momma so short,
she can play handball on the curb.

Yo momma so short,
she does backflips under the bed.

Yo momma so short,
she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo momma so short,
she is the original Q-tip

Yo momma so short,
she models for trophies.

Yo momma so short,
she poll vaults with a toothpick.

Yo momma so short,
you can see her feet on her driver's license!