Yo momma so poor,
burglars break in her house and leave money.

Yo momma so poor,
her face is on the front of a foodstamp.

Yo momma so poor,
she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo momma so poor,
she drives a peanut.

Yo momma so poor,
she married young just to get the rice!

Yo momma so poor,
she was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."

Yo momma so poor,
she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

Yo momma so poor,
she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.