Yo momma so poor,
she wipes with both sides of the toilet paper.

Yo momma so poor,
when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

Yo momma so poor,
when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

Yo momma so poor,
when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo momma so poor,
when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!!!

Yo momma so poor,
when your family watches TV, they go to Ed Kelleys.

Yo momma so poor,
you go out for Sunday pushes of the skateboard

Yo momma so poor,
your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.