Yo momma so old,
I told her to act her own age, and she died

Yo momma so old,
even God calls her mother!

Yo momma so old,
her ass is a cave for indians.

Yo momma so old,
her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo momma so old,
her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo momma so old,
her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so old,
her social security number is 1!

Yo momma so old,
she be older than the wood her peg-leg was made out of.

Yo momma so old,
she co-wrote the ten commandments.

Yo momma so old,
she farts dust!