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Yo Momma's So Old #3
Yo momma so old,
she was Jesus' wet nurse.

Yo momma so old,
she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo momma so old,
she's in Jesus's yearbook!

Yo momma so old,
she's blind from the big bang.

Yo momma so old,
that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.

Yo momma so old,
that when she was in school there was no history class.
 
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