Yo momma so old,
she has Jesus' beeper number!

Yo momma so old,
she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo momma so old,
she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo momma so old,
she owes Jesus three bucks!

Yo momma so old,
she owes Jesus a nickel.

Yo momma so old,
she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo momma so old,
she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.