Yo momma so nasty,
I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

Yo momma so nasty,
Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off.
Yo momma so nasty,
even the flies puke.

Yo momma so nasty,
lice consider her a great vacation place.

Yo momma so nasty,
she bought her boyfriend kneepads for christmas.

Yo momma so nasty,
she brings crabs to the beach.

Yo momma so nasty,
she has to creep up on bathwater.

Yo momma so nasty,
she has two pussys and they both stink.

Yo momma so nasty,
she made right guard turn left.

Yo momma so nasty,
she made speed stick slow down.