Yo momma so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Yo momma so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.
Yo momma so hairy she looks like a Chia Pet with an afro!
Yo momma so hairy she shaves with a weedwhacker.
Yo momma so hairy she uses a lawnmower to shave her armpits.
Yo momma so hairy she's got afros on her nipples!
Yo momma so hairy that Big Foot takes pictures of her.
Yo momma so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!