Yo momma like 7-UP...never had it, never will.
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie, she's practically giving it all away
Yo momma like Denny's...open 24 hours.
Yo momma like Domino's pizza-- Something for nothing
Yo momma like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"
Yo momma like a Christmas tree,  everybody hangs balls on her.
Yo momma like a McDonalds:  over 52 billion served.
Yo momma like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!
Yo momma like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"
Yo momma like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.