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Yo Momma's Like #3
Yo momma like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
Yo momma like a refridgerator: everyone likes to put their meat in her!
Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded.
Yo momma like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!
Yo momma like a shotgun: one cock and she blows!
Yo momma like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!
Yo momma like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
Yo momma like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.
Yo momma like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
Yo momma like castlebury stew: servings are family size.
 
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