Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow.
Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
Yo momma like a bus:  Guys climb on and off her all day long.
Yo momma like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!
Yo momma like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
Yo momma like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!
Yo momma like a hardware store: 4 cents a screw!
Yo momma like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
Yo momma like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.
Yo momma like a potatoe chip seller on 42nd street, "LAYS! LAYS!..."